I found myself explaining this on Saturday Night’s game 7, and it’s why I’ll never understand people who aren’t captivated by sports. Does the warfare of competition frighten them? Are they too dense or lazy to breach the evolving narrative, the real-life reality show where legacy is burned permanently into the cultural zeitgeist? Or are you going to tell me Lost is simply too good? Laughable.
LeBron James is the world’s greatest athlete. In a world where athletes are better than they’ve ever been, he transcends the cliche “physical freak” leaning toward some kind of mobile assault fortress. Autonomous chainsaw. Art imitating life on another planet.
And while plenty has been said to rescue his soul from the caged classification of villainy, why would we want to do that?
This guy is the grinning blade of villainy.
Perennial professional sporting villains, the New York Yankees, cornered the market on modern corruption. They abused a cap-less MLB with bottomless pockets. And title after title was secured with super-teams, filled with all-stars and cheered on by heartless droves hell-bent on victory. To see me continue to be unfairly critical of the Yankees click here.
But LeBron found a way to surpass this illusory bar, cementing his heel status. And in doing so he betrayed the hero he was destined to be. The hero we wanted and thought we had.
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LeBron James bypassed college to enter the NBA lottery. Born in small-market Akron, Ohio, it had seemed LeBron was destined to fulfill his Braveheartian legacy when he was drafted first overall as the Cleveland Cavaliers won the first overall pick.
Semi-important note: in any other of the major sports’ drafts the picks are predetermined by the previous year’s standings. In basketball, all the bad teams have a chance. The Cavs only had a 22.5% chance of securing the pick. Chances are LeBron would be heading elsewhere. When Cleveland won the draft NBA fans and supporters of underdogs alike salivated at the prospect of our new era Knight. (Bestowed the nickname of King James for both the potential of his Arthurian legacy and as a reference to the biblical salvation he would bring to the NBA; actually just nicknamed King James because he was a beast and it fit his name. That’s how we do nicknames now.) It’s a timeless tale. An unassuming farmboy rises to protect his humble land, restores prosperity through honor and perserverence, etc. etc.
Other cool sidenote: LeBron James entered the league amongst a flurry of scary talent, including Syracuse one-and-doner Carmelo Anthony, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh. Try to remember those names.
And for years he battled for the home-team. Fought the good fight. He was the polar opposite of other NBA super-star, the nefarious Kobe Bryant, likely rapist and greedy inheritor of the Los Angeles Lakers. Kobe was the spoiled, the entitled, heir to the throne of Magic Johnson, Dr. J, and Jerry West. Even the way Jack Nicholson looked on from his floor-seats conjured memories of Palpatine grinning at Vader’s handiwork. Kobe accrued wealth and power, most importantly in the form of championship rings.
But we had time! We had youth! We had our rising star LeBron to smite down the cold-blooded Bryant. And one time, this one time, a time called 2007 he made it to the Finals, but was struck down by the Spurs. We wanted LeBron to learn from this. We wanted him to be wounded and humbled but to rise again stronger and mightier. But it was here that dark tendrils begun to grip the heart of the young padawan.
Inevitably his contract expired.
At this point, LeBron faced a difficult choice. But it is the way we act when faced with such choices that defines us. Could it be simple luck that granted this home-grown talent to the broken and tired Cavalier nation and not divine providence? Was it possible his dedication to revive the home-team only ran contract deep? LeBron spent a summer pondering, but not without listening to the tune of vile serpents from his past. The Miami Heat’s Dwayne Wade, who’s promise of power had already seduced Chris Bosh (semi-hero for perpetually struggling Toronto Raptors) to come to play in those smokey black and crimson jerseys.
But many saw this as a time for hope. The New York Knicks and soon-to-be Brooklyn Nets thought the Big Apple could win his favor. The Bulls thought they could entice him as the embodiment of Michael Jordan’s second coming. And Cleveland. Poor Cleveland thought there hero would carry their banner forever.
Let’s take a moment to think about those Cleveland Cavalier fans.
The little boys in their oversize jerseys, melting ice cream trickling from the cones and running over their little knuckles.
Old men who’ve rooted their team on for years in dimly lit bars and on soda-stained sofas.
Entire classes of second graders scrambling for the ball at recess chanting “I’m Lebron” “No, I’m LeBron.”
Did LeBron make this easy for any of them. Did he simply declare his intentions to the world?
No.
He built this event up, culminating in an unprecedented 1-hour ESPN show entitled “The Decision”. Not a decision, for a basketball player choosing where he might end up playing. This was The Decision. It was the only decision that mattered. The fate of the NBA waiting for the King to make his declaration.
And it was at this event, where he stated the words that still smolder in the twinkling twilight of history. Where he signed his contract in the same crimson that he would don for years to come. 7 indelible words permanently wracking the landscape of sports.
“I’m taking my talents to South Beach”
He did not say “I’m going to sign with the Heat” or “I’ll be playing in Miami”.
He said: I am taking my talents away from you Cleveland. No longer will you pump your weary brittle fists for me. I’m bringing them to the ocean-side bars and prosperous lights and night-life of the lustful modern-day Gomorrah.
And instead of being our hero, LeBron had succumbed to the dark-side. With Wade and Bosh in tow his dominance seemed guaranteed.
He followed his decadent display in The Decision with an, again unprecedented pep-rally. Colored smoke and lazer lights as the newly aligned Big Three marched down a catwalk before the fervent Miami fans, clashing their blood-thirsty teeth together, the soft flesh of the NBA now theirs to tear in the slashing of their jowls.
For the sake of more symmetry it may be worth recalling LeBron’s old nemesis: Kobe Bryant – Los Angeles Lakers star who rose to greatness riding the curtails of Shaquille O’Neal to a couple of championships until he became strong enough to lead a team on his own. Now King James found himself aiding Dwayne Wade: Miami Heat superstar who had risen to power as Shaq’s #2 in his time in Miami, also achieving rings. The transformation of LeBron could not be more abrupt.
The Heat destroyed the NBA in the following year. They rallied through the playoffs, beat an aging Boston Celtics Big Three of Garnett, Pierce and Ray Allen now rejuvenated by the elevated play of young up and comer Rajon Rondo. But in a best of 7 series the once imposing Celtics could only muster to take 1 game from the Heat.
And then in the Finals, a glint of light shown through this dark age.
The Heat were to play the Mavericks, a team that had their last title shot repelled by the same Miami Heat, then led by Dwayne Wade and Shaquille O’Neil.
Dirk Nowitzki, a lanky power forward from Wurzberg, Germany (you can’t make this stuff up) refused to allow Miami’s long shadow to suffocate the league. Dirk fought tooth and nail, resembling an old lion bucking Darwinism and despite the tyrannous strength and speed and length of the star-studded Heat, was able to prevail. Peace was restored thanks to players like Tyson Chandler, the aging Jasons (Kidd and Terry) and the seemingly infallible leader Dirk Nowitzki’s tireless and unending valor.
Asgard was saved.
But as it always does, time ticked forward. It ticked towards a grim hour, one where the Mavericks lost vaunted big man Tyson Chandler. Age crept up on the stalwarts of the old guard. And the Miami Heat were given chance to rise again.
The Heat, returning to form, looked dominant – and were set to square off in an Eastern Conference final against Derrick Rose’s Bulls. But the speedy Point Guard was struck down by a vicious torn ACL in the first round of the playoffs leaving the Bulls to be easy prey to the 76ers. The Heat outperformed a defunct and overmatched Knicks team. And the Mavericks, heroes just a season ago had slowed too soon and were eliminated by the youthful Lost Boys of the Oklahoma City Thunder.
But if this narrative has attempted to express one sentiment it’s the value of heroism. And perhaps in this era, we’ve stopped believing in heroes. And perhaps in this era that has weakened it’s presence.
But while time had worn unfavorably on the Mavericks, and while fate had cruelly plucked the strings of Derrick Rose and the Chicago Bulls. It had filled wells in the collective heart of Boston’s Big Four.
Boston fought back after losing the first two games. With the series locked at a pair a piece, Boston went into Miami’s den of iniquity undaunted. Boston faithful considered this a final impossible run for the beloved group and game 5 was their greatest moment. With a back and forth game, the Celtics brought their lead home when Paul Pierce, having a poor shooting night, nailed the biggest shot of all: a three pointer in the face of archdemon LeBron James. Up 3-2 the series returned home to Boston. The miracle was almost complete. Evil nearly dispelled and with a home game and two shots they needed to only land one silver bullet.
Then clouds rolled in over Boston.
LeBron James was vicious; an entity of furious might. 30 points in the first half. 45 over all. Garnett, who previously stood as a gargantuan throughout the series; enormous and lanky and powerful like a Toni Morrison character, playing with legendary intensity now seemed stiff and weak. And Paul Pierce. “The Truth” a gritty never-say-die slasher who was proving he was the elite players his fever-pitch fanbase made him out to be. That he is one of the timeless Celtics. That he is as much of a warrior as Bird or Russell. And Rajon Rondo who looked MVP-esque throughout the series was reduced to a man who was simply not LeBron James.
LeBron in one night convinced this team that they were all done trying to convince the world that they could beat him. That winning 3 games was quite the marvelous gesture, and their effort would not soon be forgotten, but victory was not for them. His stone-brow-serial-killer-straight-faced stare was the lasting image in TD Garden that night. The Celtics were not even close to the Miami Heat. These ragged old heroes, like a horse-mounted resistance blasted to shreds by mortars and bombs, could not compete.
And in Game 7 they went back to Miami. And they competed, but as the night stretched into it’s final quarter, the Celtics ran out of gas. The last 10 minutes transformed the series into the landslide everyone expected. What looked to be a back and forth game was thrown away on bad shots and harpooned by the trio of superstars, specifically LeBron burying an unimaginable deep three. Every possession we rooted for the Celts. Maybe this would be the one where they could swing back the momentum, and basketball is a game where momentum trumps everything. “A game of runs” as it’s often called. And this was no different. However it was the Heat that ran those last 10 minutes as the Celtics slowed to a crawl. The team knew it. The world knew it. It was over.
But as the Heat flexed their sculpted muscles in the East something was redefining the West. Those Lost Boys, the very young Oklahoma City Thunder that knocked out the Mavericks, kept winning. After defeating Dallas, they went on to play Kobe and his Lakers and beat them handily. Then came the Spurs, a team that formerly looked like an unstoppable machine – winning 20 straight, undefeated in the playoffs. San Antonio took the first two. But the Thunder would simply not stop playing. And the young guns of OKC, lead by 3-time scoring champ, 23 year old Kevin Durant had secured their spot in the Finals. A team constantly labeled “not yet” had defiantly emerged with their speed and elite shooting prowess and strong play from role players.
The future of history became dozens of scrolls rolling across the floor in different directions marked with different inscriptions. Is this where heroes are born? Is Kevin Durant the one? The warchief to stand up to the faux-messiac King James and usher in this honorable era of the small-town dream. A team built through the draft and with good intentioned youth opposing a man-made colossus. Could Westbrook and Harden stand toe to toe with Wayne and Bosh on the biggest stage? That all-star team assembled by devious emperor Pat Riley and viceroy Erick Spolestra. And can Kevin Durant defeat the imposing monstrosity of LeBron James, becoming, dare I say it, The Kingslayer? The sky is dark with uncertainty.
But it’s always darkest before dawn.
And I find myself praying for Thunder.